Monday, January 16, 2012

And you call yourself a pirate...

Wow... Words...
I know they exist... but I have no proof >.>...
I apparently haven't had enough coffee yet... I will rectify this now... I would say "Brb" but you won't have known that I've left the computer and gone to feed myself heated roasted bean juice, not to be confused with the regular kind of bean juice that doesn't have caffeine, but does go well with cereal for those of us who can't process the stuff that comes out of a cow...
Alright, I'm back! But you knew that didn't you? ^.~
So it's Monday, and somehow Saturday night seems like it should have been a week instead of a single night... Gods...
So my feet are bruised, my mind is boggled, memories are clouded, and somehow through it all I'm still processing the fact that I managed to get stopped mid make-out with my Captain (who also happens to be an attractive female) at a pirate event, by a pirate... Mind=Blown
So we have learned a few things: Badger fights are not to be had with rabid dogs, even if they happen to be very attractive women. Denial or no, Holly's kidney is in danger. Last but not least, men are best when objectified and giving out back-rubs in next to nothing.
I hope you've learned something here.

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